Important stuff

Here’s some serious stuff you should totally read before you come see us.

We are not a dental practice … look ma, no drill!

We adhere to the same standards and employ qualified dental professionals, but…

We only offer cleaning and whitening services and we are not equipped to do any other types of dentistry. We know that’s what you love about us, but poor dental health can totally stuff up your overall health and physique. So pinky promise you’ll go see a dentist regularly?

We care about your safety.

If you have any of the following conditions:

Pacemakers
Artificial heart valves
History of rheumatic fever
Hepatitis or HIV positive
Poorly controlled diabetes
Recent cancer treatment
Recent joint replacements
Multiple dental implants
Are currently undergoing extensive dental treatment
Are under 16 years of age.
This service is not for you. We strongly recommend you go see your dentist or ask us for a recommendation.

 

We are smile makers, not magicians!

We can make your pearly whites pearlier and whiter, but we can’t turn you into a Kardashian.The final result of our service will depend on what your teeth are like to start with.

If your broken fillings or cracked teeth become dislodged during a clean we will gladly refer you to an awesome dentist nearby, but we cannot take any responsibility for it. You can check with our staff if you’re at risk of this happening before you start.

Oops…Got an upside down smile?

Shame on us! If you are not 100% happy with our service, we will give you your money back, no questions asked. So please, turn that frown upside down!